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Recommended! by Guts Lee (2003-01-27)
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$106.00 for 10 people does that include tip? I guess it does if your from Hooterville. |
Recommended! by Mary Davis (2002-09-20)
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| My family and I love Red Lobster....As a matter of fact, we're eating there tomorrow night, 09-20-02 with our family which consist of a party of 10 people....My husband and I are taking them to eat for their birthdays....We ask where they want to eat and they say Red Lobster....It will cost me and my husband quite a bit, but who cares if everyone goes away happy and full....The last time we ate with all of them it cost me $106.00, but I'm sure Red Lobster doesn't mind that....Can't wait....I can taste the seafood now....Thanks for being in Paducah, Ky.... |
Recommended! by Joe Queenan (2002-09-11)
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| Red Lobster is a chain geared toward people who think of themselves as just a little bit too upscale for Roy Rodgers.The Red Lobster menu consists almost entirely of batter cunningly fused with marginally aquatic foodstuffs and configured into clever geometric structures.I suspect that the kitchen at Red Lobster consist of one gigantic vat of grease in which plastic cookie molds resembling sea creatures are used to create a resememblance to the specific item ordered.This is the only way to determine whether you were eating Buffalo wings or crabcakes.
The Admiral'sFeast was a dazzling assortment of butterfly shrimp,fish filet,scallops,and some mysterious crablike entity.But in reality,everything tasted exactly like Kentucky Fried Chicken.Even the french fries.
Red Lobster is the consummate bad experience.Just pray that your stomach lining recovers from this gastronomic sortie.
Admiral's Feast my ass. |
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