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GOD billboards
By: Captain stinker dink - 8/7/05 (11:14 PM)
Who is putting all the billboards up in town signed GOD??? I didn't know God wrote on billboards.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: God - 8/7/05 (11:17 PM)
I signed the billboards.
God.
P.S. I also did the Dialog billboards, but I screwed up there. I used the same font and colors for both billboards, cant you tell?
There is no color in heaven.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Captain Stinker Dink - 8/7/05 (11:18 PM)
If you are GOD, then tell me someting about myself that only I know.
P.S.
How did you get penguins to waddle to the arch
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RE: GOD billboards
By: God. - 8/7/05 (11:20 PM)
You asked for it.
I wouldn't have done this in public, but since you wanted me to:
YOUR G.I. JOE DOLL WITH THE BENDY ARMS WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE RUBBED IN YOUR BUTT CRACK!!!
There... ya happy?
God.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Captain Stinker Dink - 8/7/05 (11:23 PM)
Oh my GOD, You are MY GOD!!!! I was the only one who knew about that. Serves me right to question the LORD. One more question, what is your real name??
Sincerely,
Wondering in Paducah
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RE: GOD billboards
By: God. - 8/7/05 (11:23 PM)
You asked for it.
I wouldn't have done this in public, but since you wanted me to:
YOUR G.I. JOE DOLL WITH THE BENDY ARMS WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE RUBBED IN YOUR BUTT CRACK!!!
There... ya happy?
God.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: MAD - 8/7/05 (11:24 PM)
You should not be making fun of religion
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Captian Stinker Dink - 8/7/05 (11:25 PM)
Ok you don't have to repeat the same thing twice god.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: God. - 8/7/05 (11:27 PM)
That was not repeated twice. It was repeated once.
You can't count up to ONE?
You must have went to Paducah Tilghman.
God.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Captain Stinker Dink - 8/7/05 (11:28 PM)
No, I went to St. Mary's
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RE: GOD billboards
By: God. - 8/7/05 (11:30 PM)
If you went to St. Mary's then you know the next line:
Dominus vobiscum:
__ ___ ______ __ __ ___.
THERE. (God knows all and sees all. And I knows you is full of CRAPPY POOP if you can't answer this).
God. The One. The Only.
Coke ain't the Real Thing. I am.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: God. - 8/7/05 (11:34 PM)
If you went to St. Mary's then you know the next line:
Dominus vobiscum:
__ ___ ______ __ __ ___.
THERE. (God knows all and sees all. And I knows you is full of CRAPPY POOP if you can't answer this).
God. The One. The Only.
Coke ain't the Real Thing. I am.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Captain Stinker Dink - 8/7/05 (11:34 PM)
I missed school that week at St. Mary's because my mother, ( a youth group leader at the local Catholic church) died in a submarine accident. I would like to know just what hand you played in her little mishap GOD.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Captain Stinker Dink - 8/7/05 (11:36 PM)
DON'T POST TWICE
GOD IS AN IDIOT
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RE: GOD billboards
By: God. - 8/7/05 (11:38 PM)
Well... here's the thing. The aforementioned penguin, waddling to the ark... got fouled in the propellers of your mother's submarine. And like normal everyday Russian submariner, she went down with her ship.
One other thing. Your Daddy ain't your Daddy. Just thought you would like to know. Remember that weird guy that used to fix the sink all the time? That's right. Have a good life, pipe boy.
God.1
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RE: GOD billboards
By: God. - 8/7/05 (11:42 PM)
By the way... you asked me about my name.
It's Bob.
Bob God.
Nice to meet ya.
B.G.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: what the? - 8/17/05 (1:24 PM)
u guys are all 
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Julia - 8/18/05 (2:11 AM)
hahaha god is a bitch.....i right DRUNK PRIDE
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RE: GOD billboards
By: linz - 9/10/05 (6:26 PM)
I will pray for all of you. I think you all need to rethink what you are making fun of. In the end times (which are now), the real God will be revealed.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: MiMI - 10/4/05 (2:59 AM)
Linz,
So, who told YOU these are,"the end times?"
I thought noone will know when "the end" will be.
A little birdy tell you so???
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RE: GOD billboards
By: rev.Lovejoy - 10/4/05 (9:11 AM)
captain stinker Dink, based on what you have said, I take it you dont belive in GOD OR WORSHIP him at all?
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RE: GOD billboards
By: what the? - 10/4/05 (5:39 PM)
Like I said before you guys are all
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RE: GOD billboards
By: phoneyemail - 10/5/05 (4:53 PM)
I never new God had so many email addresses!
aintasaint@marys.com
here@there.com
JesusIs@MyRightHand.com
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billboards?
By: Bill - 10/5/05 (5:56 PM)
well I think this is ridiculous, people are lieing left right and center.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: rev.Lovejoy - 10/5/05 (5:59 PM)
Captain stinker Dink, as to your original post about billboars, It sounds to me like some religous group or person is putting these up inorder to get attention and let people think about something.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: HOLY - 10/5/05 (6:44 PM)
Yes, all those people laughing at those billboards will burn in hell with all the gays and anti-war idiots.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Michael - 10/5/05 (10:03 PM)
Amen brother!
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RE: GOD billboards
By: MiMi - 10/5/05 (10:57 PM)
So, if people are anti-war then they are going to hell?? Hmmm...If I remember correctly, I think there is something in the bible about not killing....And if you don't believe God has a sense of humor, just look at the bumbling idiot we have as a president....that's pretty hilarious.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: HOLY - 10/5/05 (11:41 PM)
Michael is so smart......
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RE: GOD billboards
By: MiMi - 10/6/05 (12:37 AM)
Why is Michael so smart?? Because he said amen about your comment???He has not written anything else on this subject,yet he is SO smart. Typical close minded reaction.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: HOLY - 10/6/05 (11:24 AM)
Michael knows that if you disagree with your government or church you burn in hell with the gays and democrats. Right Michael! George W. is the best president EVER.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: MiMi - 10/6/05 (11:20 PM)
Oh My God !!!! Holy you HAVE to be the most ignorant person I believe I have EVER come across. Where the hell does it say that you will go to hell if you disagree with your government or church, for that matter?? Chapter and verse please.
Do you realize that there are other religions out there??? Christianity is the youngest religion of them all. So, just because you believe it and your pastor is telling you what to think, because you are apparently incapable of thinking for yourself, don't impose that on others.
And who the hell are you to judge someone?? Are you God?? NO !!!
Only God knows a persons heart and will judge them. You are playing God and I'm pretty sure you are not supposed to do that...just ask your pastor.
You are why people wouldn't even consider becoming Christian because you are so judgmental. I sure hope you are perfect because you sure are throwing a lot of stones.
Yea, ol W. is the best president, isn't he?? Has he banned abortion, no, but that's what he promised all you Christian right wingers. Did he ban gay marriage?? No, but he said he would do that for all of you, too. So, has he carried through with the promises he mad to you conservative close minded individuals...NO. Keep waiting....Has he taken innocent lives in Iraq?? Yes !!! He will have to answer for this when he leaves this world, as will you, for casting the first stone. May God have mercy on all your souls.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Karen - 10/10/05 (6:08 PM)
I noticed that also, God has so many email addresses.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: MiMi - 10/13/05 (11:50 PM)
Good one, Karen. It really is so disturbing that you have to laugh about it.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Karen - 10/17/05 (6:25 PM)
laugh about what MiMi?
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Ignore the GOD billboards
By: Limk - 12/3/05 (5:29 PM)
through all the posts, I have read about the billboards it seems as though they are not real and some who is siging as God is reall a phony person!
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RE: GOD billboards
By: GOD - 12/4/05 (1:25 AM)
HOW DARE YOU CALL GOD A PHONEY. MY NAME IS GOD. BOB GOD. I GET MADE FUN OF ALL THE TIME BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS GOD. I WISH YOU PEOPLE WOULD JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT ME. I HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU KNOW.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: rev.Lovejoy - 12/4/05 (4:43 PM)
God, so you dont want us to worship you in churches anymore? You dont want us to give you credit for creating the world? You dont want us to read your word everday? Then why did people attend church today?
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RE: GOD billboards
By: GOD - 12/5/05 (4:02 PM)
BOY REV. LOVEJOY, YOU SURE ARE A QUICK ONE. MY NAME IS BOB GOD. NOT GOD. BOB GOD. YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YOU. IDIOT. BUT IF YOU WANT, I'LL PRETEND TO BE THE "GOD" YOUR TALKING ABOUT. SO HERE GOES. IF YOU SAY YOUR A REV. AND YOUR NOT TELLING THE TRUTH, MAY YOUR PENIS BE TINY FOR ALL OF YOUR DAYS. NOT AS SMALL AS MICHAEL'S PEE-PEE, BUT SMALL.
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BOB GOD IS SO FAKE
By: phoneyemail - 12/5/05 (7:22 PM)
To bad no one can belive you BOB GOD because when you have email adresses like this one: ilovethejews@fireandbrimstone.com
no one can take you seriously. I sugest you sign your slef into the Mental hospital so you can get some help.
You are just a lonely person who hasn't food life in the word and wants some attention. Stop making theses disrespectful posts and email addresses
Jesusjuice@endoftimes.com
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BOB GOD
By: what the? - 12/6/05 (6:42 AM)
BOB GOD you have to much time on your hands if you can come up will all this nonsesense and fake email addresses. IF your GOD then act like a real Man,
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Ignore BOB GOD
By: Irwin - 12/6/05 (3:20 PM)
lets all ignore this BOB person. They dont need any more attention then they all ready have gotten. As some said before,the billboards are probaly put up by some religious group looking for attention just like Bob.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: GOD - 12/7/05 (2:37 PM)
I ACT LIKE A REAL MAN. REAL MEN LOVE JESUS. DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BUMPER STICKER BEFORE. YOU CAN IGNORE THE WORD OF GOD ALL YOU WANT IRWIN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE WORD OF GOD. BOB GOD THAT IS.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Irwin - 12/7/05 (2:51 PM)
you dont get do! Your BOB GOD not the God who created this world and who many worship. Stop your little game of making people confused.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Karen - 12/7/05 (3:31 PM)
BOB GOD stop this nonse of yours. You dont need to make up all these fake email adresses and make people belvie your god when your only BOB!
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Flyinthetrap - 12/11/05 (5:23 PM)
Well I must agree with everyone BOB.GOD your make up a email adress game is prety silly. I sugest you might want to stop this game.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: GOD - 12/12/05 (1:17 AM)
YOU CAN E-MAIL ME AT REALLYBOBGODSEMAILADDRESS@YAHOO.COM LOOK AT MY PROFILE IF YOU THINK I HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE. I AM BOB GOD. LET THE FORCE BE WITH YOU, AND ALSO WITH YOU.
ONE.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Harold - 12/14/05 (9:17 AM)
so you singed your name on the billboards?
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Bob God - 12/21/05 (4:14 AM)
No, I didn't SING my name on the billboards, how do you SING a name on a billboard?
Medamnit, don't they teach you how to spell at Tilghman? Will I have to invoke a plague upon the English Department there? Or should I smote the typing teacher for not teaching you proper typing techniques? I haven't smoted anyone in awhile... there is nothing like a good smote after dinner, or after sex.
B.G.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Harold - 12/22/05 (4:40 PM)
Oh so the Catholic church in Paduach signed the billboards ok. This all makes sense and we can ignore Bob God and for your informaiton I have never attend Tilghman. So this proves your wrong and we can ingore you for Good.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Bill - 12/23/05 (11:33 AM)
BOB GOD, why did you sign your last name on the Billboards?
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GOD billboards
By: rev.Lovejoy - 12/24/05 (1:23 PM)
BOB God signed the billboards simply for atteniton and he was looking for friends to come join him.
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RE: GOD billboards
By: Bob God - 12/28/05 (5:45 AM)
Cmon, y'all just don't get it, do ya? I signed my name on the billboards because if I would have left them unsigned you would have thought they were from Buddah, or Mohammed, or Krishna. And MeDamnit, I am tired of those half-assed saviours getting any of the credit. I am the one who worked six MeDamn days to build this hellhole... and now I wish I would have only worked till noon on Saturday and left Kentucky off the map! :-o
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RE: GOD billboards
By: newhere - 5/28/06 (11:56 PM)
I thought I saw god today.. but it was just a dog walking backwards.
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